Sunday, May 13, 2007

The missing brains

There is a lot missing. There is the 2.3 trillion dollars missing at the pentagon and the US constitution has all but disappeared. Then we have those confounded millions of emails sent out by the present administration.... missing! And what about the huge weapon stash that went south in Iraq.... permanently lost!

There is a well known physical law that buildings can not collapse faster or at the same speed as a falling steel ball dropped from the same height, without being imploded by explosives. Unbelievably, this law of gravity, when rendering the governments 911 NIST report seem to have been misplaced also, without as much as a quibble of dissent from society's brilliant and highly educated main stream scientists.... were their brains missing as well?

Things are definitely missing and it is getting harder and harder to keep up with all the missing stuff. But to be fair most of this is just stuff, and things can always be replaced.

However when actual top brains become missing we are entering into a untold quagmire of doo doo. We will all be forced now to adopt stupid and less intelligent cerebra in our efforts to solve problems and make major political decisions.

Today more and more people seem to have misplaced their noggin. Previous gifted and highly educated Master and Doctorate degree holders regularly defer to the lesser intelligent political brains in matters of science and other topics. Lately main stream news reporters likewise seem to have lost their own personal intellectual processor. They are now abhorrent to investigate major important events, regardless of their urgency, especially if the topic is outside the framework of news allowed by the government.... previous editors of PRAVDA would be proud!

Being separated from each other by experience and culture, I am convinced that in order to think critically there is a urgent need to reactivate our own individual synaptic pathways without interference of the so called superior external minds, no matter what their professed authority .

If however we cannot find our own gray matter, the repository of most of our "self relevance", we will hardly be able to administer our own lives and certainly we will never manage the lives of others intelligently.

May I suggest that there is an urgent and pressing need to relocate this "cerebral organ". It should not be difficult to find since its location has been well documented.

However if it turns out in spite of our search that our brain has gone completely AWOL, we will without a doubt be set adrift permanently in a sea of man eating great whites.